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kc quilty 3/4/08 @ goodbye blue monday, bushwick, brooklyn, new york, USA, earth

There's gonna be a kc quilty show at Goodbye Blue Monday in Bushwick on Weds night @ 9 PM. We think it's gonna be killer and you should come out to join. There's going to be at least one TV show theme song cover, one crappy cover of a good song, and a whole bunch of "low as shit" guitars and shit. ITS FREE TOO!

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CRUST NEVER SLEEPS VOL. I






IDEA ALERT!!!!

Here at Cooling Pie HQ, we're always brainstorming, racking our brains for the newest, freshest, most brilliant ideas. We usually hit the mark on all three of those things and this is no exception.

One dark evening (last night), in between searching Craigslist for a job, getting drunk, and eating some Kennedy Fried Chicken (the second and third activities always occur together for some reason), Spencer emerged from the Cooling Pie Records Idea Center™ and said something about a doing a Cooling Pie CONSTELLATION. "CONSTELLATION?! That's a horrible idea!" I screamed, doing a quadruple take and spitting out my cranberry-seltzer drink. "How could you say such a thing?" After banishing him back to the Idea Center™ with Six Demerits, I realized that he really meant COMPILATION and not CONSTELLATION. Then I realized we needed one.

So I've since let Spencer back out of his cell and we started asking bands and musicians and artists that we knew and loved to help us out. The main stipulation that we defined was that all songs be recorded specifically for the compilation. We would like to think that all these songs would never exist had we not bothered everyone to make a song for us. If a band couldn't do something specific for the comp, then we would accept something "unreleased", whatever that means these days.

SO FAR, CRUST NEVER SLEEPS is set to feature:

- A Brief Smile (NYC)
- Ramona Cordova (New Orleans/Alaska/Philly/NYC/Outerspace)
- several girls galore (Hastings-on-Hudson/Colorado)
- kc quilty (NYC)
- Orphans and Vandals (London)
- Jesse Miller (Los Angeles)
- Little Bear and the Bad Touch (NYC)
- Clayton Scoble (Cambridge, MA)
- Day Sleeper (Boston)
- Randy Numens (North Pole)
- Ava Luna (NYC/Japan)

You never know who might flake, but I feel pretty confident these people will be represented. There is still room though and we're hoping to pull through on a few nice surprises...some people haven't answered us, some people aren't talking to us, some people make crappy songs and so we didn't ask them. Do you think you should be on here? Are you really awesome? Send us an email @ coolingpierecords [at] gmail.com and tell us why!

CRUST NEVER SLEEPS will be released digitally for streaming and download on this site sometime in the next few months--let's say, March. Additionally, we will probably do some sort of homemade physical release and possibly even a 7" BEST OF. Kinda like that Nirvana/Radiohead/Other-bands-who's-backcatalogs-are-being-raped Best of the Box Set type of idea, except those are big label money making scam and this is a small label money losing scam. Take that Krist Novoselic!
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TWOOTER

Sam made us a twitter account...I think I'm supposed to tell you that you can now follow us here.

Also, here's a huge picture of a pie:

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A Quick Cartoon Commercial Break #2


"It's Science"
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The Worst Music Video Ever: Gut Reactions




What in the hell is going on here? Why does the bald singer dude have a rat-tail? Why is there a man with a ponytail walking towards the camera? What is with this set? Who "directed" this? Why is the singer pretending to surf? Oh shit, it's nighttime. Why is there a snake? What the hell is with that tree? WHY ARE LIVE SUCH DOUCHEBUCKETS?!

I still like this song though. Fuck it.
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Pocketknife


Spencer and Sarah and I went to Spike Hill the other night to see our pals A Brief Smile and they were great. This is absolutely no surprise to us. A Brief Smile is always awesome. Especially that one time up at ADP Coffee Haus at Columbia when DL (lead singer) had food poisoning and vomitted right at the beginning of the last song. Man, we liked that. But no, we write this screed to inform you of the other band we saw at Spike Hill on that fateful eve.

Yes, we loved another that night. After A Brief Smile finished, we sat at the bar at the back of the room and got drunk, like the good label executives that we are. We here at the jaded Cooling Pie "offices" are typically used to hating a lot of the random bands we see at bars. We fully expected every other band that night to suck. And yet as I ordered another Stella, something was different. The band playing sounded like....Can? We moved closer. The band was a three-piece, which is a rare occurence in the era of either duos with laptops or small armies of every instrument imaginable. The dressed as if they were the Beatles in 1964 and they were fantastic. We moved up to the front as the krautrock tune ended. Negative space. Deep groove without a trace of "funk". We were reminded of perhaps "A Ghost Is Born" era Wilco but with less of an eye on pleasing the NPR set. They traded their acoustic instruments for keyboards and then traded back again. They played a cover of "Imagine". It was less ironic than anybody would care to believe. We were sold.

These guys are called Pocketknife. We're currently trying to get them involved in our super-secret compilation project that we're working on. Hopefully there will be an announcement about that soon, but in the mean time, check out the above myspace link or Pocketknife's Last.fm page for more tunes. Hopefully, these guys will be popping up on this site real soon.
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A Quick Cartoon Commercial Break #1

We're about to put a whole bunch of new music up: an Ava Luna album, the Kid Syndicate's lone EP, and maybe even a Randy Numens full length. In the meantime, here's a cartoon drawn in paint by our very own PJ Patil.






"Who Knows...What Might...Have Been?"
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INCOMING TRANZMIZZION...



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RANDY NEWMAN TO CANCEL TOUR, RANDY NUMENS TO ALSO NOT TOUR



Here's the big news according to my go-to favorite website of all time RandyNewman.com:


Randy Newman Postpones European Tour
— filed under: Concert

It is with great regret that Grammy and Academy Award-winner Randy Newman postponed his European tour on doctor's orders because of physical limitations and severe pain caused by stenosis in the lower back and neck.

Randy Newman says: "I deeply regret not being able to come. I like it so much in Europe and I've always been treated so well. I'll get there as soon as I can."


In conjunction with this news, CPR's own Randy Numens released their own statement:

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We're gonna be putting the Numens' debut full length up real soon, as soon as we can locate either one of them. The album's gonna be called Guillermo Wúz Here, or at least it was last time we talked to them. Updates on this sitch as we get 'em.





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BO + Old Funkadelic + Jordan vs. Bird







TV guests had to lip synch back in the day...




From my childhood.


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